Ricer potato masher. N2hao. Spiral vegetable cutter. Material: 95542. Garlic press slicer steelGeebake. Ngl308243. Potato mashers ricers. Paste ceramic.
Pocket red. Wholesale top baller. Keythemelife. Masher suitable for : Dinosaurs kitchen. Grater ginger. Hg14577. 0.21 kg. Large manual stainless steel potato ricer. Wholesale food kitchen mixer. Tool type:
Potato pot. 26*6cm. Feature 6: About 100g. Kitchen tools & gadgets: Ryp059. Type 1: Yontree. Balmydays. Magic bullet cross blade replacement. Mesh stainless.
Cyril-b63. Approx.24.8*10.6cm. Kaycrown. Black cucumberFunction 1: Bar round with hole. Masher detail4: 7hh1300169 0305. Groot │ż˝É˝łż║. 28.5*9cm.
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Imagine: Humans accidentally insulting aliens using common idioms that don’t make sense when you don’t know they’re figures of speech
Human: Penny for your thoughts?
Alien: You taught me about currency, have I forgotten the value of “penny”? Do you really think my thougts are worth so little? I thought you liked conversing with me!
Human: Wait, hold on
Human: We can kill two birds with one stone if we-
Alien: I’ve told you time and again my people are primarily pacifists, and herbivorous regardless. Why would you suggest such an activity?
Human: No, wait, it was just a-
Alien: I will have no part of it, and this nonsequitor is irrelevant to our conversation. Please strike birds on your own time.
Human: So is there a method to your madness here?
Alien: *offended* Are you questioning my sanity?
Human: I was just-
Alien: Because that’s difficult to take from a being with the IQ of a gleesnork.
Human: I don’t know what that is but fuck you too
Human 1: *talking to someone about alien, sees alien approaching* Ah, speak of the devil and he shall appear!
Alien: *hurt* I thought… you liked my company?
Human 2: …what?
Human 1: *realizing* OH WAIT NO I’M SORRY
Human: See you later, alligator!
Reptilian alien: How fucking dare you