Wall mounted. Solid brass squar. Lba428. Chrome/golden/rose golden. Owofan. Grey bathroom towel. Solid brass and ceramic. Bathroom ceramic accessories. Light grey,dark khaki. Sets bath hardware. Chrome towel rack. Brass solid ring. Chrome finish bathroom fitting towel rack. Yt-10491. Shelves circle.
Cba214. Towels bath. Burgundy. Wholesale gold towel rack. Towel rack hotel. Metalic hangers. Q7009h19075k. Bakala. Dxsj02. Gj-5606k. Tr-1008. Ba7711a. Ti pvd. Ly17092108h. Change clothes when you swimming gym surfing. Pu100. 55005. Wholesale soap holder.
Sort out. Aba465. Flg-1005. Construction: Porcelain rings. J15502. Alloet. 86*200cm. Pattern: Luxury cotton cloth. Y638-29.
Stainless steel. 21034. J15512. Zinc alloy ,ceramic. Surface width: Gold plating. Hotel luxury towels. Painting. Type 1: Stainless chassis. Towel bars. Wanfan. Gb005s.
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Imagine: Humans accidentally insulting aliens using common idioms that don’t make sense when you don’t know they’re figures of speech
Human: Penny for your thoughts?
Alien: You taught me about currency, have I forgotten the value of “penny”? Do you really think my thougts are worth so little? I thought you liked conversing with me!
Human: Wait, hold on
Human: We can kill two birds with one stone if we-
Alien: I’ve told you time and again my people are primarily pacifists, and herbivorous regardless. Why would you suggest such an activity?
Human: No, wait, it was just a-
Alien: I will have no part of it, and this nonsequitor is irrelevant to our conversation. Please strike birds on your own time.
Human: So is there a method to your madness here?
Alien: *offended* Are you questioning my sanity?
Human: I was just-
Alien: Because that’s difficult to take from a being with the IQ of a gleesnork.
Human: I don’t know what that is but fuck you too
Human 1: *talking to someone about alien, sees alien approaching* Ah, speak of the devil and he shall appear!
Alien: *hurt* I thought… you liked my company?
Human 2: …what?
Human 1: *realizing* OH WAIT NO I’M SORRY
Human: See you later, alligator!
Reptilian alien: How fucking dare you