Light source: Porro bak4. Holder reflector. Hq znse. My003. Magnifying eyewear glasses. Industry microscope. Microscope with led light source. Metal body, the external high elastic rubber. 4320x3240 for tf card. 0.27kg. Yk-mg81001-h. Yk-042. 19949. Convex lens plano. Dentist bracket. Eyelash extensions magnifying glasses.
Eyepiece :Specification: Lens meniscus. 0.03 - 40 m. Hv130. M25*0.75mm. Cy-054d. Energy laser. Led 14mm. Um012c. Szm2.0x & szm0.5x. Magnification:
Objective olympus. Magnifier for embroidery. D8.8cm. 20x9.5x17cm. Massotherapy. Star whats. U103025f. Wholesale termometro igrometro. Pl eyepiece filter. Watches game. Mg81007-a2. 0°c~40°c. Exposure value:
Wholesale: I0071. D17026_17. Compact. Wholesale extension 15mm. With camera: Telescopio. 7 lcd monitor. Lw600pro. Approx. 104 x 76.5 x 41 mm. Fixed free fucus: Stand pen.
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Imagine: Humans accidentally insulting aliens using common idioms that don’t make sense when you don’t know they’re figures of speech
Human: Penny for your thoughts?
Alien: You taught me about currency, have I forgotten the value of “penny”? Do you really think my thougts are worth so little? I thought you liked conversing with me!
Human: Wait, hold on
Human: We can kill two birds with one stone if we-
Alien: I’ve told you time and again my people are primarily pacifists, and herbivorous regardless. Why would you suggest such an activity?
Human: No, wait, it was just a-
Alien: I will have no part of it, and this nonsequitor is irrelevant to our conversation. Please strike birds on your own time.
Human: So is there a method to your madness here?
Alien: *offended* Are you questioning my sanity?
Human: I was just-
Alien: Because that’s difficult to take from a being with the IQ of a gleesnork.
Human: I don’t know what that is but fuck you too
Human 1: *talking to someone about alien, sees alien approaching* Ah, speak of the devil and he shall appear!
Alien: *hurt* I thought… you liked my company?
Human 2: …what?
Human 1: *realizing* OH WAIT NO I’M SORRY
Human: See you later, alligator!
Reptilian alien: How fucking dare you